First Timer

The first time is was an accident almost. Later, when I came to accept my unique duty to the world I would prepare more carefully. I never have been a big pre-plannning type of person though. I do my thing when I feel the need is most accute. I did get organized enough to gather a few helpful tools, though, but you really don't need anything special in the way of equipment to kill people. especially my client of choice, young girls and women, who though vital and beautful, (yes yes I appreicate their simple beauty) are none the less the group most likely to harbor dangerous criminals, sociopaths and malcontents. It is only through the cruel and foolish process of evolution left unchecked that they mask the dark ugly things that so many of these seemingly delightful creatures house.

I think I'll try this

I always wanted to be a writer. Pretty much ever since I can remember, after I got over wanting to be G.I. Joe, or Spider Man , or Iron Man, or the Silver Surfer

Kurt Vonnegut dashed my chances at that. I proved as much in a battery of term papers as an undergrad. Vonnegut writes something like "humans are designed to live in colonies of about a thousand people. " According to KV that ideal one thousand souls will sorth themselves out into one best butcher, one best baker, one best candle stick maker, a superior garbage man, a better than average janitor, a top flight maintainence engineer, and inevitably one best writer. I'm pretty good at mashing words together in sentences, but I'm not better then one in a thosand, so I cast around for other things to do.